tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87942252011-04-21T15:52:04.517-07:00Avatarnoreply@blogger.comBlogger211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8794225.post-1159256693552446822006-09-26T00:43:00.000-07:002006-09-26T00:44:53.563-07:00

I'm not IN it, believe me. I just think this badge would be appropriate for those who are.Make your own here: http://www.says-it.com/seal/index.php

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Banksy's Paris Hilton prank.Paris Hilton has been hit by British graffiti artist and prankster Banksy. HMV said yesterday that they pulled about 7 copies of Hilton's album from their shelves in the UK after finding doctored versions, which include a topless picture of the socialite. as well as an image where she has the head of a dog. A sticker lists the album's songs: "Why am I Famous?" "What

Avatarnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8794225.post-1156033938540403282006-08-19T17:30:00.001-07:002006-08-19T17:32:18.550-07:00

Thanks to BA from the UK for e-mailing this to me!

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Charming.

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Here, she displays the source of her fame.Nice ladies keep their legs closed, Paris. However, I'm not surprised you don't know that.

Avatarnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8794225.post-1131259026026895482005-11-05T22:35:00.000-08:002005-11-06T12:13:07.003-08:00

Click the pic to see the animation. She only has that one pose and facial expression. You'd think the hook-nosed, lazy-eyed bint could afford to buy another one.[credit]

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One trailer away from all-out trashery.This is the person today's teens and gays look up to? A know-nothing porn star with a lazy eye and a massive notion of entitlement? A skanky heir mattress with about as much intelligence as class? An untalented vaginal life-support system whose greatest achievement is her stratospheric level of rampant attention-whoring?

Avatarnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8794225.post-1119400016561933672005-06-21T17:24:00.000-07:002005-06-21T17:27:47.076-07:00

...that money doesn't buy taste:Click here for pics of the insecure skeezoid attention-whoring hammer-toed crotch-flasher*'s gawdawful decor in her Hollywood Hills skank-a-torium.(* ™ Pisser)

Avatarnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8794225.post-1118687285937127502005-06-13T11:26:00.000-07:002005-11-06T12:16:21.563-08:00

I was at L.A. Pride 2005, where both Paris and her mom were grand marshals of the parade. I (obviously) already hate that square-faced, talentless bitch, but what disgusted and infuriated me was the fact that Los Angeles' Mayor-elect Antonio Villarigosia's float didn't have the 20-deep police escort-- replete with flashing lights and wailing sirens-- that her float had. It's sad that our cult of

Avatarnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8794225.post-1118087915715627122005-06-06T12:57:00.000-07:002005-06-06T12:58:35.720-07:00

Poor thing, having to scrimp and scrape by on only a few million. Quick... somebody pitch a telethon!

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Why in the fuck would a couple of fuckwits with a collective fucking worth of 20 billion (that's $20,000,000,000 folks) need a fucking gift registry for their fucking wedding?

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What the FUCK were you thinking?!?!? On Pride day in Los Angeles, the Grand Marshal will be heralded down the street and it’s…Paris Hilton? By Charles Karel Bouley II An Advocate.com exclusive posted, May 23, 2005 ...The first thing that pops into my mind is, are there no gay people that could possibly grand marshal our own parade? There, on pride day

Avatarnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8794225.post-1116875803539112332005-05-23T12:15:00.000-07:002005-05-23T12:16:43.546-07:00

...all the money and privilege in the world, and she still can't buy a decent shave.

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Stop encouraging her (legions of publicists, managers, lawyers, and other career hangers-on)!!!Paris Inc.In the past it has been all too easy to write off Ms. Hilton as a publicity-hungry heirhead given to inane pronouncements like, "that's hot," but increasingly people in the business world are taking her seriously and many believe it may be Ms. Hilton and not her detractors who has the last

Avatarnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8794225.post-1115146577561225532005-05-03T11:52:00.000-07:002005-05-03T11:57:23.430-07:00

Clip 1Clip 2

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Miu (from one of my fave blogs) wrote this fantastic blurb regarding Paris' role in the upcoming schlockfest House of WaxNow this is what I call acting. Notice the vacant eyes, expressionless face. Slightly furrowed brow. That's horror movie fear personified. Congratulations Paris!Excellent. Full post and pic here.

Avatarnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8794225.post-1112292754224513252005-03-31T10:10:00.000-08:002005-03-31T10:12:34.226-08:00

...is to see her die. How satisfying! But it's still not worth the $10 and 2 hrs.

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...'cause I'm caustically superficial like that.

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Paris HiltonDisplaying her utter contempt for the "little people," Paris Hilton bopped into a swanky BevHills apartment building, ignored the doorman when he asked who she was visiting - and headed for the elevators. The doorman stepped in her path and insisted, "This is not the Hilton Hotel. You have to be announced - just like any other guest." Refusing to answer or acknowledge him, Paris

Avatarnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8794225.post-1104893963389247662005-01-04T18:57:00.000-08:002005-01-04T18:59:23.390-08:00

http://www.starmagazine.com/news/61549 PARIS STEALS HER OWN SEX TAPE! Paris Hilton's embarrassment and anger over her XXX sex tape finally got the best of the heiress at a Hollywood newsstand she frequents. In a sudden act caught on video surveillance cameras, Hilton tore up a poster advertising 1 Night in Paris and stole a copy of the infamous movie shot by ex-flame Rick Salomon and sold

Avatarnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8794225.post-1098225084700631892004-10-19T15:30:00.000-07:002004-10-19T15:31:24.700-07:00

Ask Rick Salomon. I fucking hate that bitch.

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