Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Paris is a tanorexic bitch


Paris Hilton

Displaying her utter contempt for the "little people," Paris Hilton bopped into a swanky BevHills apartment building, ignored the doorman when he asked who she was visiting - and headed for the elevators. The doorman stepped in her path and insisted, "This is not the Hilton Hotel. You have to be announced - just like any other guest." Refusing to answer or acknowledge him, Paris whipped out her cell phone, called her driver outside and told him: "Deal with this!" Then she handed the phone to the flabbergasted doorman, who finally stepped aside after her driver divulged the tenant's name. Said an eyewitness: "Paris had such a bad attitude it was sad." . . . And how was YOUR week?
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1 Comments:

Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Yet another reason I can't wait for the upcoming zombie plague. Looking forward to the day when Paris Hilton comes running to my anti-zombie compound and expects to be let in.
Nope. Too bad Ms. Hilton. Now for our entertainment, we get to watch you die.

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