Fuck you, New York Times

Stop encouraging her (legions of publicists, managers, lawyers, and other career hangers-on)!!!

Paris Inc.

In the past it has been all too easy to write off Ms. Hilton as a publicity-hungry heirhead given to inane pronouncements like, "that's hot," but increasingly people in the business world are taking her seriously and many believe it may be Ms. Hilton and not her detractors who has the last laugh.

"She is the Donald Trump of the younger generation," said Al Ries, chairman of Ries & Ries, marketing consultants in Roswell, Ga. Behind Ms. Hilton's glassy blue eyes and glossy pink lips, Mr. Ries believes there is a brain. "She's definitely got good instincts and she understands the power of being in the public eye," he said. "You don't have to have stories saying nice things about you; you just have to have stories saying something about you."

Man. Those preening sycophants give that little cum-dumpster way too much credit.