Even more proof...

...that money doesn't buy taste:

Click here for pics of the insecure skeezoid attention-whoring hammer-toed crotch-flasher*'s gawdawful decor in her Hollywood Hills skank-a-torium.
(* ™ Pisser)

It's our fault, really

I was at L.A. Pride 2005, where both Paris and her mom were grand marshals of the parade. I (obviously) already hate that square-faced, talentless bitch, but what disgusted and infuriated me was the fact that Los Angeles' Mayor-elect Antonio Villarigosia's float didn't have the 20-deep police escort-- replete with flashing lights and wailing sirens-- that her float had. It's sad that our cult of celebrity worship deems an internet porn star that much more worthy of high security than the city's fucking mayor.

My heart bleeds for her mom

Poor thing, having to scrimp and scrape by on only a few million. Quick... somebody pitch a telethon!

Answer me this

Why in the fuck would a couple of fuckwits with a collective fucking worth of 20 billion (that's $20,000,000,000 folks) need a fucking gift registry for their fucking wedding?