Dear Gay Men I Adore

What the FUCK were you thinking?!?!?

On Pride day in Los Angeles, the Grand Marshal will be heralded down the street and it’s…Paris Hilton?

By Charles Karel Bouley II

An Advocate.com exclusive posted, May 23, 2005

...The first thing that pops into my mind is, are there no gay people that could possibly grand marshal our own parade? There, on pride day in Los Angeles, the grand marshal will be heralded down the street and it’s…Paris Hilton?

...She is whiny, self-indulgent, and self-absorbed, and her only claim to fame is that she’s a party girl who has had great Internet sex. Wait, maybe she is the perfect role model for gay pride.

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More proof that...

...all the money and privilege in the world, and she still can't buy a decent shave.

Fuck you, New York Times

Stop encouraging her (legions of publicists, managers, lawyers, and other career hangers-on)!!!

Paris Inc.

In the past it has been all too easy to write off Ms. Hilton as a publicity-hungry heirhead given to inane pronouncements like, "that's hot," but increasingly people in the business world are taking her seriously and many believe it may be Ms. Hilton and not her detractors who has the last laugh.

"She is the Donald Trump of the younger generation," said Al Ries, chairman of Ries & Ries, marketing consultants in Roswell, Ga. Behind Ms. Hilton's glassy blue eyes and glossy pink lips, Mr. Ries believes there is a brain. "She's definitely got good instincts and she understands the power of being in the public eye," he said. "You don't have to have stories saying nice things about you; you just have to have stories saying something about you."

Man. Those preening sycophants give that little cum-dumpster way too much credit.

Paris Speaks!

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