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A Must-See

Banksy's Paris Hilton prank.

Paris Hilton has been hit by British graffiti artist and prankster Banksy. HMV said yesterday that they pulled about 7 copies of Hilton's album from their shelves in the UK after finding doctored versions, which include a topless picture of the socialite. as well as an image where she has the head of a dog. A sticker lists the album's songs: "Why am I Famous?" "What Have I Done?" and "What am I For?" The CD inside contains about 40 minutes of remixed music instead of Paris's tracks. A spokesperson for Banksy says there are about 500 copies of the doctored album in record stores across Britain. "They're very subtly done and do look like the original albums," she said. "You have to look quite carefully to see what he's done."

This guy was one of the most fascinating artists I knew of. After this, though, he's jumped ranks into my favorites.

Nail On The Head

Thanks to BA from the UK for e-mailing this to me!

Paris Goes Crab-Pickin'

Charming.

Miss Hilton, I presume

Here, she displays the source of her fame.

Nice ladies keep their legs closed, Paris. However, I'm not surprised you don't know that.

Variety is the spice of life

Click the pic to see the animation. She only has that one pose and facial expression. You'd think the hook-nosed, lazy-eyed bint could afford to buy another one.

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Trashy, Trashy, Trashy

One trailer away from all-out trashery.

This is the person today's teens and gays look up to? A know-nothing porn star with a lazy eye and a massive notion of entitlement? A skanky heir mattress with about as much intelligence as class? An untalented vaginal life-support system whose greatest achievement is her stratospheric level of rampant attention-whoring?